#2936

There was a young lady in York.

She decided never to walk.

She sat on her chair,

Just looked and was there.

And let people go by to gawk.

There was an old lady in Hull.

She found life so terribly dull.

She took in a punk

Who wasn’t a monk.

Now she lives free like a gull.

There once  was a woman in Kirk

Engaged much in doing house work.

Even hoovered her roaster

And also her toaster.

And this made most people smirk.

There was a young lady in Wick.

She developed an off-kilter tic.

She put  over her head

The face of a cat

Which gave her the ultimate kick.

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